
25 September 2025, ISBN: 978-1911427469
Unidentified extra-terrestrial objects are falling from the sky in the small town of Bilgeley! The first spacecraft to arrive crushes the vintage Ford Anglia owned by Hillman Patel’s dad, and as he recovers from the shock, Hillman finds himself confronted by Galactic Princess Cassiopeia and her bloodthirsty android, Silver. Meanwhile, across town at the Bilgeley dump, Roz rescues Galactic Prince Perseus and his android, Bronze from certain death as their spacecraft sinks towards a huge methane bubble under the trash mountain in which they have landed. The two extra-terrestrial visitors are arch-enemies, vying with each other for control of the galaxy and their arrival could spell toast for planet earth! The fate of the planet is in the hands of two eleven-year-olds and a Grandad who “can barely negotiate a sausage roll”!
This is one of those deliciously bonkers books that is so appealing to lower Key Stage 2 readers. The humorous exchanges and misunderstandings between Hillman and Roz and their associated alien visitors will have young readers hooting with laughter, while the race against time to save planet earth will ensure that readers are gripped by the story. Who could have predicted that custard held so much power? There is a super sub-plot concerning a cohort of venal businessmen who want to close down the Sunny View Day Care Centre attended by Roz’s grandad and his friends, which adds an extra layer of humour as well as providing so much human heart to the story, that even a megalomaniac space warrior begins to feel emotion! It is a mark of the quality of David Macphail’s writing that he seamlessly blends humour and a page-turning plot with the warmth of human relationships.
The book is illustrated throughout by Rory Walker, and his drawings convey the humour and personalities of the characters brilliantly. The chapters are short and pacy, and the plot is intriguing from beginning to end. If you’re a primary school librarian or a parent/carer, I recommend this book for any children of 8+ years as a highly entertaining read.
Disclaimer: I am grateful to Mikka at Everything With Words who sent me a copy of Aliens Made Me Do It! It was my decision to write a review and all opinions are my own.











